Saturday, March 14, 2015

Why are you here?

NOBODY reads my blogs.  NOBODY.   Why are you here?  WHO SENT YOU?   Damn terrorists?

Where are my manors?   Would you like.....A COOKIE?    Yeeees.   Eat them. Tasty they are.


You should sleep now. 

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Indiana Belly Button

So, I wake up as I always seem to do.  Wake up , I mean.      Weird, isn't it?  We always seem to 'wake up'.  Fantastic engineering job or the bio engineered food?   Anyway...I wake up on daylight savings time morning with this incredible energy at 5 am..like I always do.  I could crank out a novel this morning, my head is so alive.     Then my wife , in her semi conscious state, looks at me and says" but your bellybutton does not like daylight savings time".

I realize this is true , I have been denying it.      This will change the way I go through life.

My bellybutton is like pre 2005 Indiana, or Arizona.  But I would rather use Indiana, cause they only have border issues with Ohio and it is just not that big a deal unless you went to college on the wrong side.

and she is like," my left boob, the one that likes you, it doesn't like daylight savings time either".  I said we can call it 'Arizona' and she was like,  "why can't it be Hawaii?"

I said that doesn't make any sense.  It can be Hawaii if it gets lopped off in surgery.   Even in abstract conversations, we have to maintain a sense of our surroundings.   Hawaii is part of our country , not our mainland.

So I am going to be starting my Childrens book explaining cancer.    This conversation could change the world.


My goodness people....have a good day

Mark Burkenbine

It's all around us.

 Jules Verne.  Nailed it.