Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Tired.

We humans think we are so smart. Our main sources of transportation are vehicles that weigh tons and move at speeds that can reach 100 mph, and much more for racing vehicles. The technology that keeps all this controllable and safe is reliant on rubber hugging air.

Hi. I'm Mark Burkenbine. Amateur thinker and producer of my own works. I write things that are not usually funny HAHA , but can be funny (hehe) to a small number of people. These folks are usually the last picked for community dodgeball and may have been ignored when they filed the complaint now known as 'that bandcamp thing'.
Back to the Skit.
Tires. Cause rubber hugging air is all we got. #pressure

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Isn't it?

The only reason to improve yourself, to learn, is to use what you learn to benefit someone else. Isn't it?

SENSE of security

The word 'security' is funny. JOB security is hilarious. Notice how it usually has a caveat. 'SENSE OF' security. When I see that, I replace SENSE with ILLUSION and the smell usually goes away.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Bootlegs

Looking for today's tshirt.
Here it is.
I want to be an artist but I have no talent pays the same as I have talent but no paying benefactors but I bet someone sells this shit when I'm gone. Please support the national endowment for the arts.
My T shirts are wordy and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the wearer.
-Mark Burkenbine  copyright  2017
Stop selling my shit in W. EzFlapjackistan.

Keeping up

I have never understood the need to keep up with the Jones's
 or the NFL ....Why even try?
 So much re-hashed crap.  While you do not mess with success , too much.....
When you are losing badly and often, you have to find true originality.
You need artists, then you need technicians.
Jesus.  Find someone with a real vision in his head. Not another re-run.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

A recent incident, summed up like this...

The rubber did not properly  surround the air.

& then I put the doughnut on.


bricks in the wall

  Words in a book are no different than code in a computer program. 

It's all around us.

 Jules Verne.  Nailed it.