Saturday, March 11, 2017

The problem.

I can't make money while I sit here and do nothing.
That is what I have to fix.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Story of my life...

This morning, I was cleaning my male appendage in the shower, and my
right knee popped. But it seems fine now.
Ever feel like you are just a freak masturbation accident away from that big
opportunity you have been waiting for?
Yeah. Me to.
Mark Burkenbine
www.allthingsburkenbine.com


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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

DIY motivation




The wife made the fancy enchiladas for lunch. Mmm  good. We can afford to eat like this since I started writing my own inspirational quotes instead of buying. THANKS to Profitable Narcissist Social Media Influencer School, the future is BUENO

Art of chasing

In an impossible situation
The act of chasing a dream
May be the dream.
Live love. Love to live.
Embrace consequences.
There are none
Without action.
Mark Burkenbine , 2017

It's all around us.

 Jules Verne.  Nailed it.