Schrodinger...

 Schrodinger's Cat considers me that Burkenbine Person. 

RRR RRR RRRRRRR (Manly grunts of approval)

 Spent an hour or so trying to wash out and bug spray a wasps nest in  my car mirror. 

 I'm jacked up on adrenaline. Took my blood pressure, and I have a pulse. 

I haven't had a pulse in a long time. 

I may wd40 those squeaky doors in the apartment.

I may even lift something heavy. 

Nah. I've already done that. 

I got up today.