It's night on a rainy blacktop road.  Hills and blind curves repeatedly challenge all the drivers. Without warning I am blinded by an oncoming truck with its brights on. I yell "diiiiick" as he passes by.     He probably can't hear me.

My argument in court over the potential road rage incident is this:

I am helping make the world a better place through subliminal  messaging.  Men are good in nature and the subconscious can feel what the ears cannot hear.

The man being yelled at will feel upset at himself.   He will ask  himself if he did something 'dickish'.
He will change his ways.  Right his wrongs.

Maybe a woman doesn't get hit or worse. Maybe a dog doesn't get kicked. Maybe a few more dads spend more time with the  kids.

With properly placed subliminal messaging, we can fix this world one dick at a time.

If a woman is the recipient of the subliminal dick comment, maybe she thinks of dick a little more and maybe satisfies her husband instead of her boyfriend.    Yes, women make dick moves also.

Maybe , when a man and a woman  stop the inherent dickishness, they have kids and are good parents.maybe they adopt.

Maybe a properly placed insult changes worlds for the better.

There you go.  A perfect thumbnail.  Would you believe I am actually a shy individual, slowly getting more and more public.   And away we go.  Daily web/video/podcasts beginning this week.   This will PROBABLY get better.  More information coming soon...

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This joke may be unsuitable for the young , and or the easily offended.   You also may not think it is funny.