Tuesday, January 1, 2019

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I'm trying to do for Social Media what Tom Waits did for Optometry and Lawn Mowers.
After years of ball busting toil , I think I have succeeded. It is going to be a good 2019 after all.
--brought to you memeless by Mark Burkenbine.
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Captains Log January 1, 2019.

Since taking probiotics, the bathroom has become a sensory deprivation chamber where I have become a disciple of the teachings of late, great G.I. Gurdjieff.
Any bathroom will do. Could be your bathroom, could be my bathroom.
I don't know.
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