So, I wake up as I always seem to do. Wake up , I mean. Weird, isn't it? We always seem to 'wake up'. Fantastic engineering job or the bio engineered food? Anyway...I wake up on daylight savings time morning with this incredible energy at 5 am..like I always do. I could crank out a novel this morning, my head is so alive. Then my wife , in her semi conscious state, looks at me and says" but your bellybutton does not like daylight savings time".
I realize this is true , I have been denying it. This will change the way I go through life.
My bellybutton is like pre 2005 Indiana, or Arizona. But I would rather use Indiana, cause they only have border issues with Ohio and it is just not that big a deal unless you went to college on the wrong side.
and she is like," my left boob, the one that likes you, it doesn't like daylight savings time either". I said we can call it 'Arizona' and she was like, "why can't it be Hawaii?"
I said that doesn't make any sense. It can be Hawaii if it gets lopped off in surgery. Even in abstract conversations, we have to maintain a sense of our surroundings. Hawaii is part of our country , not our mainland.
So I am going to be starting my Childrens book explaining cancer. This conversation could change the world.
My goodness people....have a good day
Mark Burkenbine
