A Silent Radio Show created by Mark Burkenbine. Warning: Author suffers from occasional bouts of mental & financially crippling honesty. Dress appropriately & wear the old boots when strolling through this pasture. Copyright Mark Burkenbine 2013-2014-2015-2016-2017,2018.2019,2020,2021, 2022,2023,2024(occasional shared youtube video.I hold no rights unless I created it.) An attempt at the surreal edge of fiction, reality, truth, lies, quality & bullshit. Imagine music playing
Friday, August 25, 2023
Sometimes...
you just have to go EH!
I am serving my porpoise!
In your best ethnic accent.
Prescribed
My life changed greatly after my doctor said I must spend six hours a day on the toilet. He actually said I have to take that med twice a day, but I said six hours is enough.
Lots of time to reflect
serving my life sentence
in the porcelain prison.
Thursday, August 24, 2023
Something like that
Nothing exists without belief.
Nothing exists, without belief.
Without belief, nothing exists.
Everything is nothing.
Nothing is everything.
I feel witty today.
The people love it when that happens.
If that gets any of them pissy
I'll bust out a big can of whimsy.
Growth implies roots...roots implies time?
If you look back
and notice
how different you are
now
from what you were
most of it
is the anxiety
of time
Some think it moves
faster or slower
some think we move faster or slower
but in the end it is both
Youngsters will never understand that
the current gears of the machine
aren't what you would hope they get to
in the end
At first,
you can't see past your face
In the end
you will see what you will have learned to see
some will see what they have earned to see
some of those see Aeons.
If this isn't your type of thing,
I occasionally tell dick jokes to discredit myself.
Tuesday, August 22, 2023
Ah. The constant battle.
Somebody: You should do something great.
Probably Me: But, I'm pretty sure I already have. At least a few times.
Somebody: But I never noticed?
Probably me: Not sure that is my problem.
Somebody: It's not success if you didn't get paid. It's only success if a lot of people notice.
Probably me: It's about the right people noticing. Money is not the only form of payment. Time has a way...
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