Saturday, October 21, 2023

 One day, I was thinking. 

They say that was when the trouble started.

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Thursday, October 19, 2023

Creativity...

Them:  What about sketch comedy? 

Me:       I've been doing it in real life for 56 years. 

Them:   I mean, on stage. 

Me:       Like my blog? 

Them:   No. In real life. 

Me:       But it's all I've ever done. 

Them:   Show me an example on stage. 

Me:        I just did. 

Them:   Your silent radio show is NOT a stage act.

Me:        That's a narrow view of creativity. 

Them:    Walking away now. 

Me:         Can you walk away with your feet pointing outward a little more. Maybe swing your cane like it were an umbrella. I need attitude. Click your heels a bit, you bitch. Walk away like no amount of money will buy me, but know you will want me.       AAAAAND   scene. 

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