Friday, June 10, 2016

exposed whuppin stick

so earlier tonight, my wife gave me a hug. This , to you , would be insignificant. But I, being of pot belly and no ass, use a unique belt positioning system to keep my pants up. My wife hugs me around my tummy , and my pants fall off. Thus exposing my 'whuppin stick'. The thought of this happening in public has brought a suspenders purchase into the budget.

Hidden in the Obvious

 Absolutely nothing I say or do is meaningful to anyone else until someone decides it is.  I exercise this daily. Try it.