so earlier tonight, my wife gave me a hug. This , to you , would be insignificant. But I, being of pot belly and no ass, use a unique belt positioning system to keep my pants up. My wife hugs me around my tummy , and my pants fall off. Thus exposing my 'whuppin stick'. The thought of this happening in public has brought a suspenders purchase into the budget.
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Surgery postponed due to hopefully minor infection. We are both happy with that decision. (Deep Breath.)
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written by Marc Cohn, vocalized by Mark Burkenbine. I hold no rights. beautiful song by Marc Cohn, I don't do it justice but I was s...
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Last night, I pulled out a Wisdom tooth. Nobody ever thought I made a good decision. What chance do I have now? I feel a little lost tod...
