so earlier tonight, my wife gave me a hug. This , to you , would be insignificant. But I, being of pot belly and no ass, use a unique belt positioning system to keep my pants up. My wife hugs me around my tummy , and my pants fall off. Thus exposing my 'whuppin stick'. The thought of this happening in public has brought a suspenders purchase into the budget.
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Last night, I pulled out a Wisdom tooth. Nobody ever thought I made a good decision. What chance do I have now? I feel a little lost tod...
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GO OUTSIDE. Breathe Fresh Air. Buy Nothing From Anyone. Enjoy a real day. Not sure if this public service message is for you , or for m...
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July 16, 2021 March 25, 2024 Bob Ross can suck a bag of dicks. Trees are only happy when they crush my damn vehicle. That tree died for ...