I am slowly getting my new site up and running.
2cancreations.com will be fully functional by Sunday night.
Thank you
Mark Burkenbine
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Coming soon! Mobile and website Ad Space available by the day, week, month, or year. I'll sell space on just about anything. Car, Shirts, Webpages...and beyond.
I drive over 100,000 miles a year for freelance work. Serious windshield time. Let Me advertise for YOU.
email wayicservices@gmail.com for details.
Need a Freelance Blogger or Social Media Director?
Buy Early--Buy Cheap
Wasn't that catchy?
Mark Burkenbine
www.2cancreations.com
www.2cancreations.com
Way I.C. Services, LLC.
Driving for miles and miles. Attention finds me.
Your Ad Will Be Seen. I guarantee It.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Monday, October 28, 2013
Is there a difference between a law enforcement profiler and a marketer ( market research analyst)? Aren't they the same thing? The difference being with marketing you are trying to sell something to someone when you find the soft spots. Can't a marketer look at someone for a moment and deduce the same things a profiler can? The difference being that one is looking for a bad guy and a way to find him, while the marketer wants to sell the target all the goods and services needed, or better yet, not needed.
Do corporate marketing firms hire law enforcement profilers, or vice versa?
Isn't this a beautiful country, with this internet and freedom to ask silly questions and make the social observation...Sorry. I get in the habit of writing to myself on here. Darn magic boxes.
If you have followed my blog at all, you will see many posts on marketing and marketers. I find the job fascinating and am studying the subject when I can. I simply have to keep getting better at it, but I am also trying to find a way to get ahead of it. It seems that if you don't get ahead of trends, you will get lost in the crowd.
Yes, the internet is a trend, just like paper newspapers and magazines, land line phones and drive- in movies. Everything is a trend and the cycles are getting faster and faster, while our lives are getting longer and longer.
Anyway, lost in the crowd is a bad place to be. One can get overlooked in the crowd, and gather too much misinformation that is no help at all. Luck starts to play with results.
Do corporate marketing firms hire law enforcement profilers, or vice versa?
Isn't this a beautiful country, with this internet and freedom to ask silly questions and make the social observation...Sorry. I get in the habit of writing to myself on here. Darn magic boxes.
If you have followed my blog at all, you will see many posts on marketing and marketers. I find the job fascinating and am studying the subject when I can. I simply have to keep getting better at it, but I am also trying to find a way to get ahead of it. It seems that if you don't get ahead of trends, you will get lost in the crowd.
Yes, the internet is a trend, just like paper newspapers and magazines, land line phones and drive- in movies. Everything is a trend and the cycles are getting faster and faster, while our lives are getting longer and longer.
Anyway, lost in the crowd is a bad place to be. One can get overlooked in the crowd, and gather too much misinformation that is no help at all. Luck starts to play with results.
Marketing to Zombies: Opportunity exists.
Marketing and Sales to Zombies. There is always an opportunity for someone.
In a study of Zombies, corporate research has shown that they like bright pink and purple. It calms them, as does disco music.
They are efficient at slow moving, repetitive motions. Factory shift work has begun in many sectors.
When the walls of the factory are painted pink and purple, with disco dance music playing through speakers, productivity rates continue to soar.
In this situation, training for all mundane tasks can begin.
Feed them human beef, made from the homeless. The homeless rate will skyrocket as humans are either eaten or the virus mutates them. Pay them less than you do the illegal immigrants, but feed them better. The ten year food supply looks to be stocked well.
They will quickly create their own monetary and social systems and individual herds to market products to. Soon they will have their own entertainment and fashion industry to occupy their free time between work shifts.
The bright pink and purple fashion industry will explode. Snazzy preppy outfits of this color will be desired by mummies and zombies alike, but they will be necessities for humans that want to stay off the menu.
Expect music groups from the 70's and 80's to make huge comebacks.
A Zombie Apocalypse is a marketers dream. But, so are all forms of Apocalypse. Before Jesus walks the earth again, there would be 4 Hor$emen trading cards. There would be T shirts of a horseman holding his crotch with a slogan of " I got your Apocalypse right here, baby."
In the meantime, Zombies become a powerful political faction, but they look down on werewolves and vampires. These creatures have a bias against Zombies as well. To a Werewolf or Vampire, Zombies offer no nutritional value. Zombies are the junk food, the high fructose corn syrup of prey. They move so temptingly slow, but they taste bad, they smell bad....yet, somehow you can't eat just one.
After a generation of eating Zombies, the vampires and werewolves get slow and fat. Their eyes bug out , skin itches and they get testy. Now the market for substance abuse centers for eating zombies opens up. There will be 12 step programs.
Opportunity is everywhere, all the time.
Happy Halloween
Mark Burkenbine
www.allthingsburkenbine.com
In a study of Zombies, corporate research has shown that they like bright pink and purple. It calms them, as does disco music.
They are efficient at slow moving, repetitive motions. Factory shift work has begun in many sectors.
When the walls of the factory are painted pink and purple, with disco dance music playing through speakers, productivity rates continue to soar.
In this situation, training for all mundane tasks can begin.
Feed them human beef, made from the homeless. The homeless rate will skyrocket as humans are either eaten or the virus mutates them. Pay them less than you do the illegal immigrants, but feed them better. The ten year food supply looks to be stocked well.
They will quickly create their own monetary and social systems and individual herds to market products to. Soon they will have their own entertainment and fashion industry to occupy their free time between work shifts.
The bright pink and purple fashion industry will explode. Snazzy preppy outfits of this color will be desired by mummies and zombies alike, but they will be necessities for humans that want to stay off the menu.
Expect music groups from the 70's and 80's to make huge comebacks.
A Zombie Apocalypse is a marketers dream. But, so are all forms of Apocalypse. Before Jesus walks the earth again, there would be 4 Hor$emen trading cards. There would be T shirts of a horseman holding his crotch with a slogan of " I got your Apocalypse right here, baby."
In the meantime, Zombies become a powerful political faction, but they look down on werewolves and vampires. These creatures have a bias against Zombies as well. To a Werewolf or Vampire, Zombies offer no nutritional value. Zombies are the junk food, the high fructose corn syrup of prey. They move so temptingly slow, but they taste bad, they smell bad....yet, somehow you can't eat just one.
After a generation of eating Zombies, the vampires and werewolves get slow and fat. Their eyes bug out , skin itches and they get testy. Now the market for substance abuse centers for eating zombies opens up. There will be 12 step programs.
Opportunity is everywhere, all the time.
Happy Halloween
Mark Burkenbine
www.allthingsburkenbine.com
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