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The customary cuisine of the resident assistant/47 yr old freshman
The Job Listings in Craigslist aren't quite what they used to be.Why, I remember the times when you could always find work collecting urine samples from prisoners....I never applied (pay was awful) but it was nice knowing work was available. How bad could it be? I mean, sure, they probably don't have a soap that could wash that experience off you, but it beats telling people they are late for their mortgage payment and the bank sent me to take pictures of your house to verify it was occupied. Alright, maybe its a tie.
My wife just told me that baby carrots are actually the ugly big carrots whittled down so they looked good again. She finds it sad that our culture does this even to carrots. I merely see it as the circle of life. What do you think baby's are?
You are welcome.
The Job Listings in Craigslist aren't quite what they used to be.Why, I remember the times when you could always find work collecting urine samples from prisoners....I never applied (pay was awful) but it was nice knowing work was available. How bad could it be? I mean, sure, they probably don't have a soap that could wash that experience off you, but it beats telling people they are late for their mortgage payment and the bank sent me to take pictures of your house to verify it was occupied. Alright, maybe its a tie.
My wife just told me that baby carrots are actually the ugly big carrots whittled down so they looked good again. She finds it sad that our culture does this even to carrots. I merely see it as the circle of life. What do you think baby's are?
You are welcome.
It will be an odd post day. Hopped up on the benadryl to combat the gluten reaction. Had a normal dinner, ate the breadsticks and regular lasagna. 8-12 hrs later-BAM. my skin wants to eat me.
This subject is a great addition to this ongoing monologue. It suits the theme of random aimlessness.
If I can find all my stage props I'll take this on the road..well, after I get a more accomadating vehicle. One more speech and one more test and I am done with the public speaking class.
It has come to my attention several times that I am too serious and do not take things seriously. Yes. It is a beautiful place to be. The real estate in my head has a large backyard to play in. There is a pond, with a tire swing, and I mustn't forget the ducks.
This subject is a great addition to this ongoing monologue. It suits the theme of random aimlessness.
If I can find all my stage props I'll take this on the road..well, after I get a more accomadating vehicle. One more speech and one more test and I am done with the public speaking class.
It has come to my attention several times that I am too serious and do not take things seriously. Yes. It is a beautiful place to be. The real estate in my head has a large backyard to play in. There is a pond, with a tire swing, and I mustn't forget the ducks.
Today's random act of unconnected thought is brought to you by the cosmic entity known as ' The Condescending '. Y'all come back now, y'hear.
You would not believe how hard you have to throw a frozen turkey to get it thru the pins. They shoot thru the oil and dead stop on the friction.
Had a good day. My wife got to play cards with her friends, we went out for dinner and she loved it, and we went chasing a moon which turned out to be a good adventure with no downside 
. So we saw the eclipse, we were both kind of disappointed in the lackluster shade of red of this 'blood moon' but we did see the eclipse and our dog got to eat some takeout and walk in some freshly cut grass. If I had been thinking, i would have rented the old Minotaur costume for the people up on the proverbial ' observation point' but I took a good look at them and realized a minotaur should be afraid of this place. I made the right call. Hope you all enjoyed your rare event, I did. It was a damn good anniversary.
. So we saw the eclipse, we were both kind of disappointed in the lackluster shade of red of this 'blood moon' but we did see the eclipse and our dog got to eat some takeout and walk in some freshly cut grass. If I had been thinking, i would have rented the old Minotaur costume for the people up on the proverbial ' observation point' but I took a good look at them and realized a minotaur should be afraid of this place. I made the right call. Hope you all enjoyed your rare event, I did. It was a damn good anniversary.
Happy Anniversary to my lovely wife, Amy. The woman is a Saint to put up with me shenanigans.We shall celebrate by me cramming to get all my schoolwork done by ten pm and tomorrow night we go watch some bloodmoon thing from a nearby hilltop.
I love reading product reviews. Amy just found words that may have never been put together except by an arsonist that was caught in the act. A charger for a laptop has the review description " it just got on fire".....and now they have to replace their expensive slippers...
Great big head. Little bitty arms. Click pics for full effect.
I think the hat works for me but my wife says that's alot of head. I'm dizzy now.
I think the hat works for me but my wife says that's alot of head. I'm dizzy now.
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