A Grand Illusion supplies agency or it would not be grand.

Some of my social media activities

Hmm. I've been thinking about those New Year resolutions and I think I see the whole picture pretty clearly. I am going to leave me alone. Sure, I'd like more money and to be healthier but those seem like wishes in my current situation. I don't wish. As for improving my attitude and personality...stop taking my various writings out of context. I do look for the bright side and stay pretty jovial. Sometimes you have to ask yourself "Does the world deserve a better me? " Probably not.

------

Nudity is a small part of my storytelling...I used to spend 100 plus nights a year in hotels. I usually kept the room ridiculously cold, and took hot, steamy showers. 5 or 6 times in my illustrious life, I stepped out of the shower and into the bedroom only to discover that excessive hot steam sets off smoke alarms. On one occassion, I was standing on the bed trying to stop the alarm when maintenance and the front desk attendant entered. Yep. I was Naked. The continental breakfast was awkward, but too good to stop going back to that hotel.

-------

 When the man-eating aliens land, the question that matters will be answered. Who tastes better- Vaxxed or unvaxxed? Maybe one tastes great and one is less filling

Maybe an adventurous alien will decide that two great tastes will taste great together

Too soon?

------

Windows are open right now.

It's still 55 degrees on Christmas day, and the entire neighborhood must be smoking meat.

It's heaven. (Little h).

Peace on Earth....Good will

-------

Paying attention to world events can, and should, cause anal leakage.

-----

Every path leads to nationwide calisthenics at sunrise

-----

I feel so tall today. Hope it's just a 24 hour thing

-----

I have a ham problem. When you just set a roasting pan in the refrigerator, with foil on top...that one spot just unhooks and you just do that blind ham reach around....the next day my wife asks where half a ham goes...and the dog and I just shrug and say we stopped by the frig a couple of times.....and she asks how many is a couple....and I do the count in my head. 37 times in 12 hours.

I have a ham problem. Maybe, if it were put in something with a clear lid, so I could see just how shameful this is, I woulld....who am I kidding. If you shame me, I will eat more. Let this be a lesson to those who prepare the ham. Fix it the day of.

Hi. My name is Mark. I have a ham problem Today is day one of my struggle. So I have ribs in the oven now....and someone is frying bacon down the hall. Pork is NOT a problem.

------------

There are a lot of people out there that need a hug from someone who cares, but will only accept a hug from someone they deem acceptable...thus, the human condition explained. Commander Mcbragg puffs on his pipe, waxing philosophical

--------

A Grand Illusion supplies agency or it would not be grand.

------

Social media was built to put a statement by T.S. Eliot to test.

-----

T.S. Eliot sounds nothing like Sam Elliott.

------

While I was asleep, Germany and Japan read my blog.

-----

Merry Christmas to everybody except that prick that invented low fat eggnog.

-------

I used to set my alarm for 5 am, to unlock the doors of our building. A few times I woke up at 7,, and frantically ran out to the doors to find them unlocked. I would just look at the doors, puzzled. The manager says I must have unlocked them at 5, and I say "That is not my question. If I cannot remember unlocking the doors, I cannot remember if I had clothes on when I did it. "

--------

"My computer model can beat up your computer model" is how modern war is fought now. How long before the computer is playing both sides?

-----

One of these days, the bill will come due. By that, I mean, when we get the invoice for all that stolen music. Hell will be paved by those souls who thought they could get away with copyright infringement.

-------

After todays huge success on the Twitter, I think I'm cashing out and picking up my plastic spider ring from the redemption center and grabbing some celebratory fried chicken from a neighborhood grocer.

-----

I am not learned. Today, I type anyway.

-----

We are in a game of chicken, in autonomous vehicles inside of autonomous vehicles the size of planets, driven by "people" who have friendly wagers over the outcomes of our collisions. It's a grand old time for somebody.

-----

Say this aloud. Make it real whiny. "Why does the enemy keep doing that to me? Ow. " Sounds stupid, doesn't it?

------

Too...much...dopamine. Argh. Must...return..to...usual ...social ...position

-----