I'm not even going to edit this. It is raining, and I will try to get some projects done. September, 2020. Seven years.
Lately, several things have rolled under the bed and the stove. Once my fat body with bad knees hits the ground, I have to figure out how to get up.
I was telling my wife, if I had a grappling gun like Batman, it would help considerably. If I had roller skates AND the grappling gun, I could get off the couch much faster to help her as needed. I would also like the skates to be retractable, though. I will need a stick to push the button on the shoe.
She said this system is getting complicated.
I said I am really having a hard time getting off the floor. If you threw a shovelful of dirt on me, i'd just close my eyes and take a peaceful nap.
I don't expect it to be easy.
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My wife almost threw the rice bag away.
I said we should keep it.
I just saw it in the closet, and I have to tell you, I'm almost 53 and feel good knowing there is some sturdy burlap handy for just such an emergency.
Soon, I will be organizing screws and bolts in coffee cans and mason jars...
For the Delorean.
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It's like I am the only one who, on a bad night, cuddles up on the couch with an adult beverage, cheese and crackers, and watches as many White House Correspondents Dinners on YouTube as I can until I pass out.
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Not feeling close to my elected officials right now. I'm sure it's something I have done. I have not corresponded by letter in 52 years.
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Dream...being chased by demon...others also with me? ..says I had my ten years, 3 chances...and I hid again....he catches me, laughs, and says do it again and i felt something move in my heart, like he touched it, and I woke up with my hand on my wifes back.....she immediately sits up, holds my hand, looks at me and says that means I have a secret. Then she goes back to sleep and remembers nothing.
So, I am awake at 3 am again.
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Funny
isn't funny anymore
when the mood changes
even true love
can be challenged
by a deal breaker moment
atmosphere
can change
when you are seen
in a different light
nobody is immune
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Remember when celebrities only tried to influence you subliminally with the content of their art? Good times....good times...#DirectorsMedium
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im Gaffigan can say anything he wants.
Everyone is free to speak.
Everyone is free to choose who to listen to
and where to spend their money
and where they can type an opinion
and what can be put in their bodies
and what they want to believe
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Maybe the world did end in 2012.
How would we know?
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Couldn't put on my socks yesterday, could barely put on shorts today. Just realized I waddle around with that same look as the dog had when she realized she couldn't walk. I am NOT going for a ride today, no matter how much cheese I am offered. #itis
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If there were giants a mile high, would we feel the need to scurry across their bodies while they were sleeping? Would we bite them & cause a rash? Splatter ourselves on their windshields?
Are we unknowingly party to such activity? Would we gather in mass & wipe out said giants?
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I used to ride the bus with a Nesara Gesara.
Didn't have a care in the world.
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