The Weekly Recap, which I sometimes don't do or sometimes it is 4 times a week

 Still recovering from last weeks exam. Limping badly turned to 3 days using the walker. Looks like maybe my foot and leg will be ok by next week. 

Luck is on my side.

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Rutabaga is a funnier word than anaphylactic...and yet....

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Isn't punishment defined as getting what you asked for?

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it saddens me that you have no idea how good the stories are that you will never hear unless the right combination of people die--(things you think when you realize you are old)

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I openly identify as a fictional character. Looking around, many think they are deeply closeted fictional characters, but all the non fictions know who you are.

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Thinking about opening a midwest bowling hall of fame...cause I am about the money

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Would you know it? When it happened? If it bit you on the face? Would you know the best thing that ever happened? The look , the feel, the smell, the taste? The story of a lifetime is not about the length it is about knowing when you are in a position of strength

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It is easy to bandy about supposed Wisdom, just toss it around willy nilly on the internets, when you have maybe one good fight left in you.

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I was walking to the mailbox the other day, and a penguin was muttering "what the hell is wrong with that guys feet?"...

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Good morning facebookians. Smile, laugh, cry, kick a can if you choose. I hope you get to have the emotional release you so desperately crave.. Ciao.

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I think I was just told I am a respectful reply guy. Thanks for the compliment, and to all those that treat me like I am not good enough to comment on your tweet--SUCK IT !

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Today I have to trim my big toe nail on my inflamed arthritic toe, with my inflamed arthritic hands. EXPECT PROFANITY. (No administration has sent 2 trillion to deal with this problem)

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People lose track of where we've been and how we were. Bob Newhart was 'Alternative' in his day. Still is, actually

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Some have said my Life lacks balance. Yesterday, I shared my artisan, personal stream of consciousness stuff. Today I share light, made for the masses stuff that shouldn't take too much time to understand. (Cats ,pizza). #Balance

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I think Gandelf said it best, and I quote, "Run, you fools!" unquote. And still nobody takes me seriously even though I quoteth the classics.

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I don't follow blue checkmarks

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what is not being said...

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must be something big going on that isn't being reported...

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Ruled for 600 years and memorialized as furniture.

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you are going to kill the grass

Various reruns

In the entirety of this rambling blog, I know of one person that got it...then I changed it...it should be noted that I have met many that thought they knew...

 I guess that is how it should be. 

what isn't said

Looks at body. 

 

winces. 

 It hurts, 

but I did this.

 

 Pauses. 

 Reminiscing. 

 

 Yeah.

 

I did this.

 

 Smiles, briefly.

 

 A single tear. 

I did this.

well played

 I check out the news every day and mentally give a standing ovation. 

Well done, Maestro. 

No New Post For You

 I decided I'm having my famous bacon, miracle whip, tomato and peanut butter on toast this morning...but I take out the trash and run into a spider web that says 'Radiant' and decided on pork chops and eggs.

found my tie dye smiley face shirt and my green tyrannosaurus in a row boat shirt cleverly hidden in a basket of my wifes clothes. I was getting depressed without my wearable humor. She will be so happy for me.

My mutant superpowers were enhanced from all that exposure to DDT when I was a youngster.

Sitting in a hospital waiting room thinking this was sooo much more awkward when we used to have to socially connect with others. Everybody, of all ages is on the phone. I'd take a pic but I'd rather share lunch from yesterday. I don't have that photo, so here is a weird spider on my shoe. I don't have that photo either.

A dystopian future is just 'now' to the characters. You ever wonder how long you would be in a future dystopia before you noticed?

A friend once referred to me as living in my own little world, and how lonely it must be. The truth is, the demands upon my time are exasperating.

So many characters...and I built this place to be better for them. Sometimes, I think maybe I should've made a quiet, peaceful corner of my mind just for me. But how does that build character?

I'm not really wanting for attention.

I've been mocked my whole life and thought I should attempt to monetize it.

The acoustics in the bathroom are amazing on laundry day, when all the dirty clothes and towels are in the wash.

That awkward moment...

When you are next in the drive thru line

and the sky goes dark, temperature drops

And the wind comes from behind, shaking your car

Tornadoes could pop up anywhere

But the chicken fried steak meal for $2.49 Is today's special, and you are probably not going to the store

And that lady 3 cars back is terrified , her face is red....and she's not leaving either.

Once you place that order...You are obligated.

Character.

Good ones move things.

Bad ones get moved.

Been working on this one for 50 years.

top notch edit.....