Sheer Weight

I have seen beautiful sanity crushed by the masses.



My prose is best consumed when imagining it being vocalized in the stylings of Harry Caray

The Future of Reruns

In the future, we will be able to gather at the cemetery and relive everything ever put on the deceased's social media feed. Bring a co-signer if you want popcorn.

Fire Sale

In these desperate times, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I am having a garage sale with the only thing I have of any value.
                                           My prized collection of homemade inspirational quotes.
                 There might also be some hardly used bowling balls, but I don't expect those to sell. They are everywhere.




https://soundcloud.com/mark-burkenbine/greeting-cards-living-the-dream

Half-assed is a high maintenance formula

you would not believe how hard i work at keeping everything half-assed. There is always flux, with corrections to be made.

Cliffhanger or unfinished thoughts? Patreon and Paypal

I am working on cliffhangers for my various quotes and meanderings ...Toss me some shekels on Patreon.com/markburkenbine  or paypal  mbbowl@hotmail.com