The problem.

I can't make money while I sit here and do nothing.
That is what I have to fix.

Story of my life...

This morning, I was cleaning my male appendage in the shower, and my
right knee popped. But it seems fine now.

Ever feel like you are just a freak masturbation accident away from that big
opportunity you have been waiting for?

Yeah. Me to.

Mark Burkenbine

www.allthingsburkenbine.com

www.authoruntimely.blogspot.com

A message to our viewers

We here at the ATB have created a scientific formula which enables us to consistently provide you with Deep Thought Comedy.  That;s right. We are here to make you laugh on the INSIDE (funny hehe) instead of that loud,embarrassing and obnoxious snort (funny haha) you find elsewhere.

The material on these pages is carefully crafted to keep your emotions in check, while still providing spark to critical thought, and bringing about a feeling of joy without the visual and audible knocks to your perceived IQ. .  

DIY motivation

The wife made the fancy enchiladas for lunch. Mmm  good. We can afford to eat like this since I started writing my own inspirational quotes instead of buying. THANKS to Profitable Narcissist Social Media Influencer School, the future is BUENO

Art of chasing

In an impossible situation
The act of chasing a dream
May be the dream.
Live love. Love to live.
Embrace consequences.
There are none
Without action.
Mark Burkenbine , 2017