There is this prick I see in the mirror that keeps telling me it's not creative, nor comedy, to just describe a situation that actually happened. It's infuriating to me that he doesn't realize that it is both creative and comedic to have put myself in position to actually be in that situation, and live to tell about it.
A Silent Radio Show created by Mark Burkenbine. Warning: Author suffers from occasional bouts of mental & financially crippling honesty. Dress appropriately & wear the old boots when strolling through this pasture. Copyright Mark Burkenbine 2013-2014-2015-2016-2017,2018.2019,2020,2021, 2022,2023,2024(occasional shared youtube video.I hold no rights unless I created it.) An attempt at the surreal edge of fiction, reality, truth, lies, quality & bullshit. Imagine music playing
Tuesday, July 11, 2023
Monday, July 10, 2023
Current Landscape
Teacher says I'm smart
'cause I believe the right things
When I order chicken
I ask if these are right or left wings
I Live in the internet
I am the internet
We are the internet
I tell stories that take a lifetime to read
No edit
no beginning
no end
no need
Know Need
Know Need
Just a story teller looking
for the story someone wants to hear
Lots of things worth writing
not worth reading
Lots of songs need sang
but not heard
Lots of art needs created
Flying is not for every bird
Not every joke is funny
but if no one ever tried...
How would we know A
guy like Fernando Pessoa
after he died?
Know lots of words
don't know how to spell them
Don't know how to say them
Don't know how to use them
What planet are the Octonians from?
Sometimes I feel like a pigment
of the maninfestation
Hidden in the Obvious
Absolutely nothing I say or do is meaningful to anyone else until someone decides it is. I exercise this daily. Try it.
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Surgery postponed due to hopefully minor infection. We are both happy with that decision. (Deep Breath.)
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The apex predator Vampire only appears on camera while telling lies and laundering your tax dollars. The more money they get, the more vis...
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I will add to this as I see fit. I have never wanted to be more than that old man that was ignored, but said important things hidden wit...