Saturday, March 31, 2018

'Get Stupid'

The goal of alcohol, I was told by friends, is to drink til you 'get stupid.'
I told them I'll be dead before that happens. I have charts.  I checked the math.
So I drink 'til I'm sleepy. And I drink alone.
-Mark Burkenbine , 2018

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