Is it?

HEY

HEY ( my best Harry Carey)

5 words to make sex awkward?

All I could think of was

1-- your toaster is watching us

2- systems error. call tech support

3- I think I shit myself.

4--Opening act sets the tone

oh well, hashtag games gets the brain going.

A tip for couples that are getting serious. Make breakfast for each other. Toast is crucial. You will soon discover that we all see a different shade of 'Golden Brown'. My wife made hers, and I ate it. I made mine, and my wife looked at it and laughed. She said it is burnt. I said I like it and it is how my mom made it. Golden Brown.

She said "Aw. Your mom didn't love you"

That is a keeper.

My wife has been in a wheelchair since she was 18. She bought something at a store, a long time ago, and tried to give me the change. I said , you keep it in case you see something else you like. She said she doesn't get to have walking around money.

That is how we roll around here.

Hope you all have a great day

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The First Day of Spring

It's the first day of Spring.
Something to think about.
When a fly lives its 3 days
or whatever it is
or a Dog burns through its 
seven hours to our one
Do you think it spends its time
trying to get things done
cause it goes by so fast
or did you ever consider
to them, it is the same pace
as a persons life
or maybe they just think we
are old and ancient
like trees
oh please.
a full life
is the same to all
and Time is an illusion
to the beholder
--Mark Burkenbine copyright 2017