A Silent Radio Show....: 2014-08-31

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Interview

If you contact me for an interview, you must be ready for 5 questions.

i don't care why you contact me, actually. I will ask you 5 questions.

I have done so to everyone I have ever taken an interest in, whether they realize it or not.

You have ALL been interviewed by me. That is correct.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ANSWERED at least, THE FIVE QUESTIONS....

My every now and again Twitter report

I am trying to take irrelevance to a higher art form, but Christ...the bar is set so Damn High. ... Deep Breath. I can do this.

Do I qualify to do a @TEDTalks ? I can over enunciate and make grand statements with anyone. Seriously, I love those things.

HI. I breath, eat, shit, fuck and try to communicate, just like everything else on the planet. Does that make money worth more or less?

No ,Seriously. Why CAN'T you do that? WHO SAYS?

Isn't writing just making a place for someone to visit?

or is it an open invitation for others to visit a place the writer frequents? To serious? Time 4 boob pics or penis jokes?

have you ever pulled your own nosehair while you are driving? & then started sneezing, eyes watering up?

Never once has texting while driving made me start sneezing

Did you ever pull someone elses nose hair while driving

have to be careful when I trim the big toenail. Really thick. I use the giant nail scissors, shrapnel could cause infection or take out eye

NEVER be afraid to make an ass out of yourself. 4 that matter, Just NEVER be afraid.

False alarm. Not dying any faster than anyone else. May not be an aneurysm, just larger than normal aorta.? Which dr do you believe?

Catch me at @burkenbine_mark if you are bored to tears.

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Friday, September 5, 2014

All The Media You Can Eat

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Control

woo hoo. bowling again.

going to be awhile til I get this figured out. I take up more of the screen than I used to.

Now, sooner or later, I will have to answer the inevitable question. WHY am I bowling again? Is there any purpose to this at all?

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

hey, maybe Im not dyin after all.

false alarm?? Different Dr. a little more reassuring. Possibly NOT an aneurysm at all? who knows...doc may have just wanted to set me at ease...but I still get another CT in six months.