A Silent Radio Show created by Mark Burkenbine. Warning: Author suffers from occasional bouts of mental & financially crippling honesty. Dress appropriately & wear the old boots when strolling through this pasture. Copyright Mark Burkenbine 2013-2014-2015-2016-2017,2018.2019,2020,2021, 2022,2023,2024(occasional shared youtube video.I hold no rights unless I created it.) An attempt at the surreal edge of fiction, reality, truth, lies, quality & bullshit. Imagine music playing
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Friday, December 25, 2015
Monday, December 21, 2015
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Mark Burkenbine: contains live active cultures rehearsal
Crank up the volume. It was more of a reading, anyway, but now its got a certain hell demon quality, which is great for an internet humorist trying to get that 'Cable Access' feel to it.. www.allthingsburkenbine.com Mark Burkenbine On PURPOSE. bits involved were on Contains Live Active Cultures and Face For Radio
Sunday, December 13, 2015
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Heel and sole fail. Bowling practice
epic fall at 5 minutes in. or was I just trying to get out of the shot.
Monday, December 7, 2015
A man and his Gong
It took an 800 mile round trip, but I have retrieved my gong from storage. The ensuing documentary will describe my sense of loss without it, and the journey to get it back. Against all odds, much like the lost dog that travels a thousand miles to find its master. www.allthingsburkenbine.com
Friday, December 4, 2015
Doers
So, there are two types of people in this world of 2045. No, I am not talking about humans and robots with dead peoples brains in them. (nonfiction) I mean, two types of people-ish beings. Those that talk about doing things virtually, and those that talk about doing things in life. Doers, are a myth. I mean, clearly they exist. As a whole, we are always realizing someone is doing something, but they are never seen. We think there are probably Evil Doers, and Do-Gooders, but how do we know there aren't Impartial Doers and I Don't Give A Damn One Way Or Another Doers? We don't. Like I said, Doing is never seen by us lower beings. We are merely some kind of odd decoration, some fauna that someone is feeding. We simply consume. There are no jobs anymore. Nobody I know of knows how anything exists. I remember there used to be schools...but nothing they taught applies anymore. When everything our scientists and theologians preached was debunked by what came out of the Black Hole, and what came back thru the portals in all the ancient lands.
Turns out , maybe we were never that smart. Manipulated the whole way, as a people.
Mark Burkenbine Copyright 2015
www.allthingsburkenbine.com
part of the path of Author and the Untimelys
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Welcome to a future act at your local bowling alley, coffee shop, dog pound or game preserve.
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Breakdown
My wife and I have had a ...well, a creative breakdown. She has been trying to grasp what I have been doing for the last two years. She likes and gets each ofthe things I do, as a separate piece. But does not understand the concept of them being put all together. I showed her youtube clips of Joe Frank and several of the other talents I admire (Kaufman, Zappa,Martin Mull, Newhart, Python, Hodgman, and all bad cheesy films of any genre , and of course, cable access TV and used car commercials. ) She kind of went into shock, apologizing about not getting it for 45 minutes. I think she now understands that I am not going to 'correct' anything because as the Author William S. Burroughs once said, the word 'Should' is never applicable to a creative endeavor...or something like that. Anyway, I had been asking her to be my creative editor and I guess I am on my own as far as that goes. Love her , and still need her feedback. It is important to me. How else will I get my version of 'The Prairie Home Companion' out there to those that need that ?
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
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