Saturday, March 3, 2018

hmmm

Hi.  
I am not a narcissist. I merely play one on the internet and have a propensity to randomly act out this character in public. I find it humorous to be the only one in on the joke, and don't really care what people think of me. 

Friday, March 2, 2018

For those in the KNOW

I have one ear that sets lower than the other, and one that sets back farther. If I ever have my glasses on perfectly straight, alert Starfleet command. I have been cloned, and modified.

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Brown Paper Bag

In years past, the most powerful cloaking device the average human had was called The Brown Paper Bag.  You could put anything in it, and it was available at any store. It was complete guesswork to figure out what was in it.   
How ironic that in today's United States, that only a liquor store seems to use this 'trickery'.
(Often), as I leave a Kansas liquor store and am asked if I would like a bag, I chuckle to myself and answer "why yes, please disguise my immoral and self centered purchase in its costume....as I leave a place that can only sell one thing, and only has this one bag."     Then I dance to my car, knowing nobody can possibly know what is in the bag. This Magical Brown Bag that SCREAMS nothing to see here.
--Mark Burkenbine , 2018

What's on your mind?

It always asks the same question.
It's always the same answer.
Cerebrospinal fluid.
I will post this and it will ask again.
It's maddening.
-Mark Burkenbine 2018

It's all around us.

 Jules Verne.  Nailed it.