Honest competition.

 I never rooted against an opponent. 

Never. 

The best thing about the internet

 ...is that damn near anyone can type something that helps you. Something profound, to your particular situation.  It can be funny, it can be sad, it can be absurd.  But, if it clicks for you and helps you, it may as well be Hemmingway. 

Funny thing, I bet Hemmingway would love that. 

I hope I've left a few that help someone else get through the day. 

It's the only thing that matters.