Tuesday, May 22, 2018

all the capitalism I need...

i just want to make enough money to walk up to random strangers and hand them heads of lettuce without this activity cutting into my refrigerator door collection
I wrote this in 2016. 
I feel like such a capitalist.
-Mark Burkenbine

My sense of humor.

 If I am driving down the road, and die because my wheel fell off or something Then    "The Wheels Fell Off" better be on the urn ...