Honestly, it is almost like I am the only one who thinks I am funny, and can write and sing. You Intolerable, narcissistic bastards. Damn...now I have used my last resort.: I have insulted the audience.
There simply has to be a way to turn failing into a profitable skill.
There simply must.
Have I been blackballed from Social Media? Conspiracy, I say. Conspiracy. Sure, I am alternatingly creepy, insightful, cold, warm, funny, trying to hard, sad, too dirty or too clean, and just overall a buzzkill timesuck...but God Dammit. I am GOOD at it. Almost as good at getting made fun of.
People, someone has to get picked on. I have stepped up to the plate and put my life on trial, out there in the vast badlands of the Internet. I may as well be naked, I am so exposed.
Take your shots. Someone has to fail so that others succeed.
There are a few interesting projects almost done, but if they are interesting they go against my branding. I am whiny guy. I am used to think I was a pro bowler guy. I am dying guy and always broke guy. I am wannabee guy. I am homeless guy. Let us not forget how good I am at playing Knowitall guy. None of these actually count as acting, unfortunately. If you really are whiny, verge of dying, a wannabee, homeless and so on then it actually makes it a reality show.
See my work for free on allthingsburkenbine.blogspot.com, www.authoruntimely.blogspot.com, www.whatwouldthisbewithoutasong.blogspot.com and many other blogger blogs. Also Mark Burkenbine on tumblr, Mark A. Burkenbine on twitter, Youtube, facebook , google plus and twitter and soundcloud.
Singing, writing of all types, some jokes, telling a few stories here and there....it is kind of a variety act of amateur hodgepodge. Believe it or not, that was the goal. Social media has been raided by professional marketers, and I am proud of my amateur standing.Not too proud, I would like to be paid someday.
Maybe, some day, I can be Made My Own Qualifications Guy.
Most of this is G rated, some is R.
Yep, when you are setting by a bed, or in one for as long as I have been, social media at least gives you SOMETHING to do.
Now to work on this Unhireable thing. I could edit, I could.
There simply has to be a way to turn failing into a profitable skill.
There simply must.
Have I been blackballed from Social Media? Conspiracy, I say. Conspiracy. Sure, I am alternatingly creepy, insightful, cold, warm, funny, trying to hard, sad, too dirty or too clean, and just overall a buzzkill timesuck...but God Dammit. I am GOOD at it. Almost as good at getting made fun of.
People, someone has to get picked on. I have stepped up to the plate and put my life on trial, out there in the vast badlands of the Internet. I may as well be naked, I am so exposed.
Take your shots. Someone has to fail so that others succeed.
There are a few interesting projects almost done, but if they are interesting they go against my branding. I am whiny guy. I am used to think I was a pro bowler guy. I am dying guy and always broke guy. I am wannabee guy. I am homeless guy. Let us not forget how good I am at playing Knowitall guy. None of these actually count as acting, unfortunately. If you really are whiny, verge of dying, a wannabee, homeless and so on then it actually makes it a reality show.
See my work for free on allthingsburkenbine.blogspot.com, www.authoruntimely.blogspot.com, www.whatwouldthisbewithoutasong.blogspot.com and many other blogger blogs. Also Mark Burkenbine on tumblr, Mark A. Burkenbine on twitter, Youtube, facebook , google plus and twitter and soundcloud.
Singing, writing of all types, some jokes, telling a few stories here and there....it is kind of a variety act of amateur hodgepodge. Believe it or not, that was the goal. Social media has been raided by professional marketers, and I am proud of my amateur standing.Not too proud, I would like to be paid someday.
Maybe, some day, I can be Made My Own Qualifications Guy.
Most of this is G rated, some is R.
Yep, when you are setting by a bed, or in one for as long as I have been, social media at least gives you SOMETHING to do.
Now to work on this Unhireable thing. I could edit, I could.
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