My every now and again Twitter report
I am trying to take irrelevance to a higher art form, but Christ...the bar is set so Damn High. ... Deep Breath. I can do this.
Do I qualify to do a @TEDTalks ? I can over enunciate and make grand statements with anyone. Seriously, I love those things.
HI. I breath, eat, shit, fuck and try to communicate, just like everything else on the planet. Does that make money worth more or less?
No ,Seriously. Why CAN'T you do that? WHO SAYS?
Isn't writing just making a place for someone to visit?
or is it an open invitation for others to visit a place the writer frequents? To serious? Time 4 boob pics or penis jokes?
have you ever pulled your own nosehair while you are driving? & then started sneezing, eyes watering up?
Never once has texting while driving made me start sneezing
Did you ever pull someone elses nose hair while driving
have to be careful when I trim the big toenail. Really thick. I use the giant nail scissors, shrapnel could cause infection or take out eye
NEVER be afraid to make an ass out of yourself. 4 that matter, Just NEVER be afraid.
False alarm. Not dying any faster than anyone else. May not be an aneurysm, just larger than normal aorta.? Which dr do you believe?
Catch me at @burkenbine_mark if you are bored to tears.
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