Indiana Belly Button

So, I wake up as I always seem to do.  Wake up , I mean.      Weird, isn't it?  We always seem to 'wake up'.  Fantastic engineering job or the bio engineered food?   Anyway...I wake up on daylight savings time morning with this incredible energy at 5 am..like I always do.  I could crank out a novel this morning, my head is so alive.     Then my wife , in her semi conscious state, looks at me and says" but your bellybutton does not like daylight savings time".

I realize this is true , I have been denying it.      This will change the way I go through life.

My bellybutton is like pre 2005 Indiana, or Arizona.  But I would rather use Indiana, cause they only have border issues with Ohio and it is just not that big a deal unless you went to college on the wrong side.

and she is like," my left boob, the one that likes you, it doesn't like daylight savings time either".  I said we can call it 'Arizona' and she was like,  "why can't it be Hawaii?"

I said that doesn't make any sense.  It can be Hawaii if it gets lopped off in surgery.   Even in abstract conversations, we have to maintain a sense of our surroundings.   Hawaii is part of our country , not our mainland.

So I am going to be starting my Childrens book explaining cancer.    This conversation could change the world.


My goodness people....have a good day

Mark Burkenbine