Bowling

Bowling is probably the most surreal thing I can do.

To understand that statement, you would probably have to study...well, you would have to study me.

That would require a google search, a day of your life, another day of detox, possibly a follow up interview, and the realization that they don't make a soap that can wash me off.

I repeat. Bowling, is probably the most surreal thing I can do.