Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Story of my life...

This morning, I was cleaning my male appendage in the shower, and my
right knee popped. But it seems fine now.
Ever feel like you are just a freak masturbation accident away from that big
opportunity you have been waiting for?
Yeah. Me to.
Mark Burkenbine
www.allthingsburkenbine.com


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