For the occasional person who has a large social media presence, money &/or influence, who reads my account....

 Keep this your little secret.  The blog, I mean. 

If you like it, keep the audience small. 

I know it sounds odd.  

I've actually had to say the words aloud, so I know what it sounds like.

It's just not meant to be successful. 

Just occasionally funny, weird, boring, adventurous, weird again, sentimental, scary, loving, unintelligible, and sometimes informative.   Life like. 

I'm not a certified professional anything. 

I'm proud of that.