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 Good morning. Welcome to another episode of The Willfully Ignorant. Today, each tool on our panel will tell us their viewpoint based on their only function.

Hammer- Nail it. Screwdriver- Screw it. Glue- We need bonding. Rope- Let's just say I'm versatile & the future is bright.

Talk to ten experts, and they will tell you the problem and how to fix it based on their point of view. Problem is, they are all right but think their one solution is the cure all.

It's like this for everything. As a general rule, experts validate their existence with their opinion, which they expect you to take as gospel. When they can't sell it, they force it.

They like easy sales. 

Have a bright and shiny day.