Friday, May 12, 2017

The Future of Reruns



In the future, we will be able to gather at the cemetery and relive everything ever put on the deceased's social media feed. Bring a co-signer if you want popcorn.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Fire Sale

In these desperate times, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I am having a garage sale with the only thing I have of any value.
                                           My prized collection of homemade inspirational quotes.
                 There might also be some hardly used bowling balls, but I don't expect those to sell. They are everywhere.




https://soundcloud.com/mark-burkenbine/greeting-cards-living-the-dream

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Half-assed is a high maintenance formula

you would not believe how hard i work at keeping everything half-assed. There is always flux, with corrections to be made.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Cliffhanger or unfinished thoughts? Patreon and Paypal

I am working on cliffhangers for my various quotes and meanderings ...Toss me some shekels on Patreon.com/markburkenbine  or paypal  mbbowl@hotmail.com

Monday, April 24, 2017

Smart Shit I posted on the internet Volume 1

I have squirreled away millions by writing my own inspirational quotes.  (The world in my head has its own currency)

For example...
'I lived a dream until I realized a dream lived me.'


Ok...not exactly inspiration.
It is closer to that category of 'smart shit I posted on the internet'.




Monday, April 17, 2017

Sight

What people see is almost as fascinating as what they didn't.

draw m e the picture

of what the e nd looks like not  how you wa nt it to be this took fore er  to type but i had to try