A Silent Radio Show created by Mark Burkenbine. Warning: Author suffers from occasional bouts of mental & financially crippling honesty. Dress appropriately & wear the old boots when strolling through this pasture. Copyright Mark Burkenbine 2013-2014-2015-2016-2017,2018.2019,2020,2021, 2022,2023,2024(occasional shared youtube video.I hold no rights unless I created it.) An attempt at the surreal edge of fiction, reality, truth, lies, quality & bullshit. Imagine music playing
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Toast
Poor Man
watching the grandkids
Kids say
Grandpa -can we play with the toys
Grandpa says
I don't have any toys
Kids say
Grandpa
-can we play with the animals
Sorry kids
I dont have any animals
kids are dejected
Wait ...says grandpa
You can play with the slices of bread
but don't name them
Cause grandpa did not want them to have an existential crisis
over the BLT he was planning to fix them for breakfast
if Mom and Dad found out, Grandpa would be toast
Mark Burkenbine 2018
watching the grandkids
Kids say
Grandpa -can we play with the toys
Grandpa says
I don't have any toys
Kids say
Grandpa
-can we play with the animals
Sorry kids
I dont have any animals
kids are dejected
Wait ...says grandpa
You can play with the slices of bread
but don't name them
Cause grandpa did not want them to have an existential crisis
over the BLT he was planning to fix them for breakfast
if Mom and Dad found out, Grandpa would be toast
Mark Burkenbine 2018
Saturday, December 30, 2017
Happy New Years
I have nothing, and it is all mine.
Turns out "my fork broke" also means "we need better silverware" and " I need a knife". No need to say the last two at all.
Going to be cold tonight. I turned on the heater for the first time this season, just to make sure it worked. Then I turned if off. It was around zero last night, and it was 72 in the apartment. Going to be -5 in the morning, we shall see.
My resolution this year will be to improve on my decisive ambiguity.
If I ever have to have hemorrhoid surgery , I hope I will be able to play the piano afterwards.
Happy New Year from the Burkenbines.
Turns out "my fork broke" also means "we need better silverware" and " I need a knife". No need to say the last two at all.
Going to be cold tonight. I turned on the heater for the first time this season, just to make sure it worked. Then I turned if off. It was around zero last night, and it was 72 in the apartment. Going to be -5 in the morning, we shall see.
My resolution this year will be to improve on my decisive ambiguity.
If I ever have to have hemorrhoid surgery , I hope I will be able to play the piano afterwards.
Happy New Year from the Burkenbines.
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Hard to believe nobody got me a megaphone for Christmas.
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
painting darkness
the unknown is a dark canvas
throw questions at it
til you have an answer
here and there
like a big etch a sketch
and slowly but surely
a picture will form
....do it again...
...never stop...
Mark Burkenbine, 2017
throw questions at it
til you have an answer
here and there
like a big etch a sketch
and slowly but surely
a picture will form
....do it again...
...never stop...
Mark Burkenbine, 2017
Monday, December 18, 2017
Successfully blurred lines
Character.
Good ones move things.
Bad ones get moved.
Been working on this one for 50 years.
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draw m e the picture
of what the e nd looks like not how you wa nt it to be this took fore er to type but i had to try
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of what the e nd looks like not how you wa nt it to be this took fore er to type but i had to try
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What a day. Amy is off antibiotics and the pic line is out. Landlord comes by and introduces the new owners of the condo I rent.They seem l...
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