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Story of an imaginary Hapless Gent.  I identify as a fictional character


I dont want to die
In Salem Missouri
No offense intended
 I said offensively
It just doesn't seem
Like the place to
Go back
 to Finish a story

I dont want to live
In Salina Kansas
But it follows me
Everywhere I go
It gets on you
no soap
 can wash it off
Everybody knows me
Exactly as I was
Not as I am
Or will be

So I exist
Somewhere in between
Happiness is a myth not meant to be
Part of me survives , they said
As I witness
The Poet
Kill The Bowler dead

Its supposed to be

Type it up.
Very little edit.
Post it.

Post Title

Woke up at 5 for work.
 Still sitting on a chair in front of a fan.
Felt drunk when I woke up
I wasnt.
It was so quiet, and so loud
The sound of my own blood pressure
In my ears
Took my bp meds
I hate those
This tweet is sooo Facebook

Very Tricky Dreams

I felt my jaw and lips becoming numb. I told them to tell my wife and kids I love them...but nothing came out but air and quiet, jumbled sounds, as the sharp pain in my back increased. 

I tried to say goodbye, but there was nothing as the numbness became all encompassing.

I woke up in my desk chair with what I hope to be ribs out of place.

Sleep paralysis is real. I've died a thousand deaths, but at least it wasn't eating me this time.

Heck of a morning nap. No indication I was asleep at all.

Human Interaction

Had a day of human interaction.  Grandsons Birthday party and traveled to another grandsons bowling tournament.  Ended with my usual awkward conversations with me coming at the subject matter from unusual viewpoints.

Sorry, world. My whole way of seeing is from left field.  It seems to be getting worse as I age.  I had some better years, for awhile.

All I can do is keep at it and hope I don't upset too many people when I had good intentions.

Cognitive Bias

I had to quit Facebook when I realized that the mere fact that my use of the term "Dunning-Kruger effect" is also an example of it.

Mandela

If by chance, a business named Frankenstines moved locations after years in business,  and a guy named Burkenbine put a hot dog stand in their old building,  and the motto was WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE, would that explain the Mandela effect ?