Monday, September 8, 2014

a vine is how long?

Soooo I am tinkering with ideas for some of those short vine things.

I was thinking maybe I wear these absolutely huge slippers and maybe a duck hat..shorts and tank top.

A lady says " that's just fabulous" and I say with my worst cowboy dialect "ma'am, did you just question my manhood? Where I am from saying  the word fabulous to a man insinuates that he is a little light in the loafers."

" not that I think there is anything wrong with being light in the loafers, but I am not."

And I drop my shorts around my feet and giant slippers and begin approaching the offending woman.

" now , based on my midwestern upbringing, I must fornicate you to prove you wrong. Rules are rules."

And hillarity ensues as I chase her  Benny Hill style  with my trousers around my ankles.

Then I was told a vine is like 6 seconds.  Maybe I can do a trilogy, with a 'making of' documentary complete with gag reel.

And that's how a 30 second trip in my head can go.

Mark Burkenbine

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