Keep in mind, I am not judging.
So, my wife has this tub of ice cream in her lap for the second time today ( it was a baaaad day, I understand)....and as I am coming in to take the ice cream away ( I saw the look in her eye, I was going to lose something)...the tornado sirens go off. She says , as she bear hugs the ice cream , " they only find those skinny bitches in the trees".
"Ice cream. When you are under threat of high winds, remember --you only find those skinny bitches in the trees"
*One gallon per serving size. 7 out of 10 meteorologists recommended. **Endorsed by a Weather Bureau.
*Not a real ad for Big Ice Cream. Not really recommended as a safety feature during high wind situations.
** Not really endorsed by anyone, other than a few skinny bitches that fell out of the tree.
----Mark Burkenbine
So, my wife has this tub of ice cream in her lap for the second time today ( it was a baaaad day, I understand)....and as I am coming in to take the ice cream away ( I saw the look in her eye, I was going to lose something)...the tornado sirens go off. She says , as she bear hugs the ice cream , " they only find those skinny bitches in the trees".
"Ice cream. When you are under threat of high winds, remember --you only find those skinny bitches in the trees"
*One gallon per serving size. 7 out of 10 meteorologists recommended. **Endorsed by a Weather Bureau.
*Not a real ad for Big Ice Cream. Not really recommended as a safety feature during high wind situations.
** Not really endorsed by anyone, other than a few skinny bitches that fell out of the tree.
----Mark Burkenbine
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