Sunday, May 14, 2017

Inconvenient owee

Wife asked if I wanted to borrow a walker......NO.
Wife asked if I wanted to borrow her extra wheelchair....NO.
Wife asked if I wanted a cane........{Pause] can it be distinguished and have a monkey skull on it?
I have to check with customs laws. This is going to be an import.


In other news

nothing worse than lifting up the ottoman you tried to kill the spider with and...no spider. NOBODY SLEEPS TONIGHT

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