Self serving pointless whiny PSA

You have been awakened by a sudden pressure in your right hand and forearm that you can only describe as ''my skin is eating me''. You want to scratch your skin to the bone, but this technique is generally poo pooed upon by people that don't suffer from the affliction.
Hello. I'm Mark Burkenbine, lowest tier internet personality, and I have psoriasis and the accompanying modes of arthritis and comorbidities.  I have been covered with rashes that didn't respond to medications for most of my life. That 'dandruff with sores' when I was a child with hair, was not dandruff.  That itchy mosquito bite now lights up every scar and sore joint on my body, like I stuck my finger in a light socket.  I was not obese when this started ( don't go there).

I will conclude with a silent but steady stream of obscenities and apologize to no one.