Getting Nero and Nero, said In my best Elmer Fudd...

 If you listen closely

 I swear

 you can hear a fiddle 

Rome-ing 

 in the distance

 but getting closer

Gas stations 

with no gas

Bodies

 in rivers 

in India

I pulled into a Hardees 

during happy hour

 for $1 hot ham and cheese 

and the sign was gone. 

I was just there last week. 

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