Let me re write this in a similar structure I have been using, so you either like it or hate it....I hope either work for you. I really do. I can handle being hated, if it helps you get through your day. That is what people like me are here for. We can handle it, and just want the best for you.

 My Wife just said 

I was funny. 

This is one of the few 

compliments that matters to me. 

I only wish 

a million or so 

others 

agreed,

for her sake. 

and by her sake, 

I mean for her, 

the kids sake, 

Grandkids, 

the in-laws, 

the ex in-laws, 

my friends, 

ex friends 

( could be a marvel franchise in and of itself) 

and various sponsors 

and acquaintances, 

and anyone 

that ever helped me in any way.