Going to be a weird day (added addendum, epilogue or whatever...what you call it probably depends on what you think this gargantuan thing that is hidden in blog form actually is)

 

For starters, I saw the most interesting question.

How far are you from where you were born? 

I immediately thought, that even if I was visiting, it's at least six feet, because Mom passed away a long time ago.

.......

Just saw an internist. Best medical experience of my life. Not sure if I've ever heard laughter in a doctors office before, or been told a story like I would tell.

Never once did I feel like I should have left a message with a loved one  saying I did not kill myself. This is a major improvement. 

Now to refresh my memory of Dog Day Afternoon. I think I saw it when I was 12. 

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 Next Day

Woke up feeling like somebody hit my knees with a hammer.

Then I remembered somebody DID.

Can't believe I need to recover from an examination, but I feel like I was run over by a bus.