The Weekly Recap, which I sometimes don't do or sometimes it is 4 times a week

 Still recovering from last weeks exam. Limping badly turned to 3 days using the walker. Looks like maybe my foot and leg will be ok by next week. 

Luck is on my side.

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Rutabaga is a funnier word than anaphylactic...and yet....

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Isn't punishment defined as getting what you asked for?

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it saddens me that you have no idea how good the stories are that you will never hear unless the right combination of people die--(things you think when you realize you are old)

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I openly identify as a fictional character. Looking around, many think they are deeply closeted fictional characters, but all the non fictions know who you are.

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Thinking about opening a midwest bowling hall of fame...cause I am about the money

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Would you know it? When it happened? If it bit you on the face? Would you know the best thing that ever happened? The look , the feel, the smell, the taste? The story of a lifetime is not about the length it is about knowing when you are in a position of strength

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It is easy to bandy about supposed Wisdom, just toss it around willy nilly on the internets, when you have maybe one good fight left in you.

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I was walking to the mailbox the other day, and a penguin was muttering "what the hell is wrong with that guys feet?"...

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Good morning facebookians. Smile, laugh, cry, kick a can if you choose. I hope you get to have the emotional release you so desperately crave.. Ciao.

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I think I was just told I am a respectful reply guy. Thanks for the compliment, and to all those that treat me like I am not good enough to comment on your tweet--SUCK IT !

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Today I have to trim my big toe nail on my inflamed arthritic toe, with my inflamed arthritic hands. EXPECT PROFANITY. (No administration has sent 2 trillion to deal with this problem)

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People lose track of where we've been and how we were. Bob Newhart was 'Alternative' in his day. Still is, actually

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Some have said my Life lacks balance. Yesterday, I shared my artisan, personal stream of consciousness stuff. Today I share light, made for the masses stuff that shouldn't take too much time to understand. (Cats ,pizza). #Balance

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I think Gandelf said it best, and I quote, "Run, you fools!" unquote. And still nobody takes me seriously even though I quoteth the classics.

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I don't follow blue checkmarks

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what is not being said...

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must be something big going on that isn't being reported...

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Ruled for 600 years and memorialized as furniture.

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you are going to kill the grass

Various reruns