When you were a little kid, wasn't the best feeling when your mom put your pictures on the refrigerator? I am not ashamed to say it. I miss my mommy everyday. I am still drawing pictures to go on the fridge.
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ah the sweet sounds of Dexys Midnight Runners.. The day is complete and it is only noon. Everything else is just bonus. Now to search for Craft Fairs to parlay my wares and maybe have a Peanut butter , mayo, tomato and bacon on toast. #Rebel.
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This project is going to take the entire rest of my life and may only end up being of value to me.
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My wife doesn't like my taste in novelty T shirts. Starting with bright green w/ dinosaur with little bitty arms....or my tie dye smiley face..or today's gem....I don't like her TV shows.
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just shaved my head and turned on Youtube. Top 2 rows of selections are all bald.
Not weird at all.---------
Wife looking for empty cupholder in our car, says "Your hole is empty." I say that is by definition.
Nothing in a hole is what makes it so.
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Deep breath. Remember to exhale. I forget that sometimes. Everything gets peaceful and I can't tell if I didn't inhale, or exhale and then I do the hypnic jerk.
My plate is full. Just let me play with words for awhile...
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Life is fleeting, so they say, but sure, I will wait...because I am a very hyper fat man, and am known for my aggressive patience, biting empathy, and dark, deadpan, screwball humor.
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It's been a long time since I have typed into a device and not thought that I am actually typing to an "artificial" intelligence.
Hell, I don't do anything around my house that I wouldn't want my toaster to see or hear.
The toaster and lightbulbs get quite a show.
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Randomness as a career path...
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And up next is an exciting new comorbidity that just moved in. (cut to commercials)
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Forget the lefty vs righty, or the rev challenged vs two hander controversy. Forget about the equipment arguments.
It's obvious some patterns favor a taller or shorter player. #Bowling -------------
I have this theory that I was a surrealist in another life and I dream that life's European short films, then I wake up and people think I'm a bowler that gets paid to walk through vacant houses.
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Dammit. I'm a 50 year old, reasonably well-read and worldly man. When I tell you my psoriasis flares up when Jupiter gets closest, I expect you to respect that it took years of study to formulate the very sentence you rolled your eyes at.
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I swear, every one of these memes about 'would you live here for a month for a bazillion dollars' are places from various horror movies. Nothing is free, people.
Statistically, there are just not a lot of Bruce Campbell's with chainsaw/shotgun prosthetics stationed at the beautiful but haunted cabin in the woods with no phone signal
He doesn't save a lot of people in his own movies...
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....Not that I know of...but I have hit a bat on a curve in a road (stuck in my windshield wiper) and realized I was a second from it hitting me, and that there are perfectly acceptable bowel evacuating moments. Maybe that person had one of those moments?
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...and we only know that because it is what we are told. Nobody knows more than they believe.
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Our Dachshund lived a long life, and I miss her most when my wife has fallen asleep early. Reese and I would have bedtime cheese. She had to have 3 bites. (it didn't matter if I broke one piece into 3, or gave 3 separate cuts.) Now I rarely have midnight cheese. She was so happy
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Did you read anything about photos will be taken of the property now and then, and you may not be told about it? It could be for insurance and such....I used to do that job. Nothing quite like being told to step onto a property and the mortgagor has no clue who you are...
The nicest dog will bite if he smells BANK on you.
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of all the rabbit holes to fall into
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