When there is a tragic grocery incident , why does it always involve the portabellos?

Self serving pointless whiny PSA

You have been awakened by a sudden pressure in your right hand and forearm that you can only describe as ''my skin is eating me''. You want to scratch your skin to the bone, but this technique is generally poo pooed upon by people that don't suffer from the affliction.
Hello. I'm Mark Burkenbine, lowest tier internet personality, and I have psoriasis and the accompanying modes of arthritis and comorbidities.  I have been covered with rashes that didn't respond to medications for most of my life. That 'dandruff with sores' when I was a child with hair, was not dandruff.  That itchy mosquito bite now lights up every scar and sore joint on my body, like I stuck my finger in a light socket.  I was not obese when this started ( don't go there).

I will conclude with a silent but steady stream of obscenities and apologize to no one.

A fictional amateur blog writer rules

Not everything written is meant to be read
It was meant to be written 

Institutional Failure

Is anyone who questions an expert considered an idiot? Do any experts admit to mistakes or that they may have been taught bad, corrupt science? If scientific fact is true, why do other scientists go beyond? If more genuine experts would fight the corruption in their own institutions instead of becoming part of it, perhaps trust would be earned instead of faith demanded. Cultural narcissism seems to be confused with buyer remorse. Perhaps more genuine experts should question what they have been taught. Beware when business shames the consumer? Calling someone a 2 year old is the greatest compliment a person can receive. Look at the world in wonder, full of observation, and ask questions to your hearts desire. Find the expert that understands.

Taste

Burger place gets to open at half capacity,  but no burger. Chicken.

Change happens fast when it is coordinated.

Everyone should watch the movie Soylent Green before it gets banned.

Current weather report

Expect fecal atmospheric disturbance of historic levels

Tired old trope

Trope - A word that, when used in a sentence, becomes a magical vortex that sucks all the funny out of the immediate area.