I have spoken.

 History will bear/bare this out. 

I am a better writer/creator/humorist/artist than I am a bowler. 

You will all be gone

before this is recognized. 

Nobody should have this much confidence in their poordom. 

Queue the thunder...

naaa aaaa aaaa aaaauh aaaaah aaaaa aaaah aaah uh

Only after...

Sometimes...

 you just have to go EH! 

I am serving my porpoise! 

In your best ethnic accent. 

Prescribed

 My life changed greatly after my doctor said I must spend six hours a day on the toilet. He actually said I have to take that med twice a day, but I said six hours is enough. 

Lots of time to reflect

serving my life sentence

in the porcelain prison.

Something like that

 Nothing exists without belief.

Nothing exists, without belief. 

Without belief, nothing exists. 

Everything is nothing. 

Nothing is everything. 

 I feel witty today. 

The people love it when that happens. 

If that gets any of them pissy

I'll bust out a big can of whimsy. 

Growth implies roots...roots implies time?

 If you look back

and notice

how different you are 

now

from what you were

most of it

is the anxiety

of time

Some think it moves 

faster or slower

some think we move faster or slower

but in the end it is both

Youngsters will never understand that

the current gears of the machine

aren't what you would hope they get to

in the end

At first, 

you can't see past your face

In the end

you will see what you will have learned to see

some will see what they have earned to see

some of those see Aeons. 

If this isn't your type of thing, 

I occasionally tell dick jokes to discredit myself.