Creativity...

Them:  What about sketch comedy? 

Me:       I've been doing it in real life for 56 years. 

Them:   I mean, on stage. 

Me:       Like my blog? 

Them:   No. In real life. 

Me:       But it's all I've ever done. 

Them:   Show me an example on stage. 

Me:        I just did. 

Them:   Your silent radio show is NOT a stage act.

Me:        That's a narrow view of creativity. 

Them:    Walking away now. 

Me:         Can you walk away with your feet pointing outward a little more. Maybe swing your cane like it were an umbrella. I need attitude. Click your heels a bit, you bitch. Walk away like no amount of money will buy me, but know you will want me.       AAAAAND   scene. 

There problem.

 It's not a typo. 

It means don't be THERE when you say THAT. 

Long Game?

 Never heard of it. 

Insert bad blue joke here. 

But seriously...

The long game

is the only game that matters.

Time.

Original title was longer than the post

 Good morning. Welcome to another episode of The Willfully Ignorant. Today, each tool on our panel will tell us their viewpoint based on their only function.

Hammer- Nail it. Screwdriver- Screw it. Glue- We need bonding. Rope- Let's just say I'm versatile & the future is bright.

Talk to ten experts, and they will tell you the problem and how to fix it based on their point of view. Problem is, they are all right but think their one solution is the cure all.

It's like this for everything. As a general rule, experts validate their existence with their opinion, which they expect you to take as gospel. When they can't sell it, they force it.

They like easy sales. 

Have a bright and shiny day. 

Stating the obvious.

 Rube Goldberg machine. 

The hardest way to do the easiest thing.   

Life and Death. 

I'm right, but this is why you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties. 

 Irrelevance is a great place to be if you wear it well.

I don't remember what it was.

I forgot something once. 

I didn't think that could happen

but there I was, at  

The beginning of the end.