Remember. The greatest accomplishment of incalculable evil is to hang on to receive full benefits.
A Silent Radio Show created by Mark Burkenbine. Warning: Author suffers from occasional bouts of mental & financially crippling honesty. Dress appropriately & wear the old boots when strolling through this pasture. Copyright Mark Burkenbine 2013-2014-2015-2016-2017,2018.2019,2020,2021, 2022,2023,2024(occasional shared youtube video.I hold no rights unless I created it.) An attempt at the surreal edge of fiction, reality, truth, lies, quality & bullshit. Imagine music playing
Friday, March 16, 2018
Monday, March 12, 2018
Fashion Police
Leaving the store yesterday
Some guy says it's too cold for shorts
I say not for me, I've got hair on my balls
But I couldn't stop thinking it would've been funnier
If he said it's too cold for shorts
And everyone was wearing pants
-Mark Burkenbine 2018
Some guy says it's too cold for shorts
I say not for me, I've got hair on my balls
But I couldn't stop thinking it would've been funnier
If he said it's too cold for shorts
And everyone was wearing pants
-Mark Burkenbine 2018
Saturday, March 3, 2018
hmmm
Hi.
I am not a narcissist. I merely play one on the internet and have a propensity to randomly act out this character in public. I find it humorous to be the only one in on the joke, and don't really care what people think of me.
Friday, March 2, 2018
For those in the KNOW
I have one ear that sets lower than the other, and one that sets back farther. If I ever have my glasses on perfectly straight, alert Starfleet command. I have been cloned, and modified.
Thursday, March 1, 2018
Brown Paper Bag
In years past, the most powerful cloaking device the average human had was called The Brown Paper Bag. You could put anything in it, and it was available at any store. It was complete guesswork to figure out what was in it.
How ironic that in today's United States, that only a liquor store seems to use this 'trickery'.
(Often), as I leave a Kansas liquor store and am asked if I would like a bag, I chuckle to myself and answer "why yes, please disguise my immoral and self centered purchase in its costume....as I leave a place that can only sell one thing, and only has this one bag." Then I dance to my car, knowing nobody can possibly know what is in the bag. This Magical Brown Bag that SCREAMS nothing to see here.
--Mark Burkenbine , 2018
How ironic that in today's United States, that only a liquor store seems to use this 'trickery'.
(Often), as I leave a Kansas liquor store and am asked if I would like a bag, I chuckle to myself and answer "why yes, please disguise my immoral and self centered purchase in its costume....as I leave a place that can only sell one thing, and only has this one bag." Then I dance to my car, knowing nobody can possibly know what is in the bag. This Magical Brown Bag that SCREAMS nothing to see here.
--Mark Burkenbine , 2018
What's on your mind?
It always asks the same question.
It's always the same answer.
Cerebrospinal fluid.
I will post this and it will ask again.
It's maddening.
-Mark Burkenbine 2018
It's always the same answer.
Cerebrospinal fluid.
I will post this and it will ask again.
It's maddening.
-Mark Burkenbine 2018
Thursday, January 18, 2018
It's too late by the time you see it....
Once you recognize Absurdity
it sees you as well.
You can't fight it
there is nothing to win
plenty to lose
Absurdity will let you join in
Heck, it wants you to bring a friend
Absurdity always has something
To sell
but nothing to prove
Mark Burkenbine 2018
it sees you as well.
You can't fight it
there is nothing to win
plenty to lose
Absurdity will let you join in
Heck, it wants you to bring a friend
Absurdity always has something
To sell
but nothing to prove
Mark Burkenbine 2018
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