I don't even have any good skills...

 I told my wife I saw this fantastic video explaining how there is no excuse not to eat healthy while traveling...whether on the road camping or in a hotel. 

For $20ish dollars in ingredients, he showed how to make coffee pot shrimp and broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots. 

It made sense. 

Then my wife said, "have you ever seen sushi served on a naked lady?" 

In my mind, I was like, how can you be sure if it is fresh? 

I was thinking back several years, to when a lady had offered to buy us dinner. She said it was on her. 

I was like, can we have plates? Plates seem more sanitary. 

Anyhow, I went from wanting coffee pot shrimp, to not wanting seafood at all. 

Somehow, my mind moved to an accent in blockbuster films that bothered me. 

Nebula, in the Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers films.

 Is that the female version of Napoleon Dynamite?  

I am not mocking. It is brilliant, how that character is done, whether it is what I hear, or if I am wrong. 

but damn...

Please Lord, make my wife stop saying " Coochi Sushi".