Friday, August 16, 2013

We've all seen it..

We have all seen it, heard it, or been a part of it. Most of us are not proud that it has happened. The government has not interfered. It's a no mans land. An unlegislated, unregulated ruleless world where only the strongest survive. There is no code and no civilized recourse.  Barbarians plunder the weak and doughty innocent. There is no protection, and those involved have no choice. It's a genetic calling, not a choice. It is in their blood.

Yes, I write of those who write. Those yet to be paid for there contribution to society. They who are not yet CHOSEN , and termed PROFESSIONAL by the masses who can save them.  I speak of bloggers.   Those of The Blog.

Those shunned by the scholarly and accredited.

But, we cannot blame those that are not of this thing called Blog.  They only see the damage and the smear campaigns.   They see destroyed hotels after the Blogger concerts and conventions. The pregnant groupies trying to explain to there parents or spouses ,that you only knew the name of one of the many blogs the unknown wordsmith may have written.

Those on the outside see the blogger tour busses getting pulled over for who knows what. They see their own kids dressing up like bloggers even though it is against school dress codes. The blogger gang wars and the innocent bystanders caught in the middle.  One gang starts shooting ..nobody knows why. Sometimes, its simply cause they didn't like the others font. Sometimes it's something bigger , like rival bloghosting sites trying to take over new territory.

The Church has started moving its representatives to other locations. There are rumors starting that some of them are also of The Blog and they are trying to stay ahead of the lawsuits.   Coverups will one day be...uncovered.

In the Hollywood movie pipeline, there will soon be
---Movies about kids wanting to be bloggers and society and parents scorning them.   I am sure there will be a vampire version.
---Movies of young love between bloggers and the tragedy that  assuredly awaits them.
--Best seller books about blogging.  The author later will reveal he made millions off of a lie and he is not of the Blog---which will then make millions when he sells the screenplay rights about the lie.(those of the Blog will find him and the author will live in fear for the rest of his existence.)

Treatment programs are coming. There are many that will tell you this is a choice. There will be some scientists that will offer a genetic code altering solution. It will go all wrong, and then you have a genetic mutant superblogger running loose out there.
That is  when the government will have to step in. There will be a new agency created to deal with The Blog and that's when it just gets ugly....us against them mentality.  

Bloggers, just stay low.   Don't do anything stupid like put your real name in the title of the blog.

Have a good one and Thank you for your time, Mark Burkenbine
There is a knock on my door.

Run You FOOLS. RUN

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